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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:35

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What are some tips for making your husband fall madly in love with you again after going through the worst phase of your marriage?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

HELLO

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What is the difference between the Bible and the Qur'an?

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?

{RING} {RING}

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why is the First Amendment referred to as a right to free speech instead of an immunity from punishment for one's words, regardless of their truthfulness?

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?